Suck & Duck

Hot chips

2006-08-24T11:32:00.000-07:00

Today i noticed a guy and a gal dressed in a crazy fashion in the restuarant 'Hot chips', well i thought i was the one looking at them strange but soon i realizef that every ones eyes were on them - more towards the girl!! Well she was wearing a very looose jeans- i was wondering is this gal showing she can defy the law of gravity and her T-shirt clearly .. (ohh leave it , it is becoming too much obvious), she had done something to her hair - they were all standing one above the other, the guy was looking totally drunk completely uninterested with the surrounding , his dressing mimiced that of his lady!! Well they came sat down to order something, but soon they were obvious of every ones attention. Suddenly both got up left the place in a hurry!! wavv wat an ending. When the girl left, i was left wondering why cant people in india dress in a civilized manner- they make them self comfortable and also the others a comforted lot. The tight T-shirts and falling Jeans may be semen inducing but the taste peters out too fast.

Lips

2006-08-20T10:54:00.000-07:00

Have u flunked an exam wondering abt a gals lips?? Yea i have!! It was for an job interview where i have to enter some data into an excel sheet, the time alloted was 1 hr, well initially i thought man this is too much time lets do it patiently!! Then in a bright monday morning some 4 people converged into the PC adjacent to me, wel lthe topic was abt superman returns. Well it went on and onnn.. well i thought monday morning are fresh but the review was going on for 20 minutes, the number of people now has sweeled to 7!! ohh!! no job on a monday morning>> Well i was completly bowled down by this comment one good looking lady made in the group- she told that she melted when the hero kissed the heroine in the end - she ended the statement saying Lips. Well she closed her eyes and it was apparent that she was rekeying the kiss on her mind!! One guy in the group told yea they kiss in every movie at the end. She loooked down at him fugutively and left the place in a tick. Well it proves one thing girls are more love sick and atleast liplock sick that compared to a cool guy who thinks it is rather a way of life!
Well but when a lady is commenting like this abt kiss! Can a guy in a group say ur lips are too sweet! It is easy to says Ur eyes are cute, U got great smile but abt lips i was wondering how ever can one complement a gals lips!!
Okk as a result of too much thinking abt the above stuff, i was thrown out of the interview after the test. Well tests come and tests go but i think the real test is going to gal and complement her lips and say how u would love to melt in the magic of ........

Jude

2006-08-17T08:45:00.000-07:00

The best scene in the movie is not the XXX scene between kate winslet & her christoper (Jude senior) but the scene where 8 yr Jude Junior kills his younger sisters and hangs himself on seeing people refusing to accept his parents as tenents (because of the 3 kids). well people may think Jude Junior is a psych but he is a perfect logical guy like ( our own sara) , he says there are too many kids in the world so asks why God gave 3 of them? Then decides to take his life and his sisters with him to leave his parents happily!! On the whole for this one powerful scene in the movie, I think it is worth a watch.

Office

2006-08-16T09:30:00.000-07:00

I am one of the last 3/10 persons who have crossed 1 yr 1/10 month into job!! I always wonder why did the psychs leave my company?? The work is max 2 hr a day, that into 5 days means 10 hours a week job!!! Well what more do one need, do the job as slowly as u like, go for long walks in the company park, eat like pig, have good bus rides each day, and more importantly get time to watch upto 3 DVDs a day!!! Why did these idiots leave this job??? Do people wish to work??? I am totally confused. well someone plzz help these poor HRs, my pals left my company because there was no work ( free pay) and there are other pals who want to join my company because they say, there present job sucks ( they work more than 10 Hrs a day!!).

So the truth for the HRs give a person optimum work- he will stick onnn, if u overload or underload there is no wayy u can hold on the Gen next guys!!! There is no one these days who say Kaaam Kee Liyee Kuchh Bhi Kareega, if any one exist he is a better psych than me!!

Exorcism of Emily Rose

2006-08-15T07:45:00.000-07:00

For people who dont know my routine in life this is a simple snapshot - get up at 7 Am catch the office bus at 7.55 try to do something in the name of work till 6 Pm catch bus again come home at 7 and then it is show time folks. I started by seeing 1 movie a day, but now it has increased to 3 movies a night!!!! But that night it was meant to be soo, I saw the movie exorcism of emily rose!! and ended up for a full 2 hrs thinking of the movie!!

Well the movie is what i call the horror movie for the thinking people, it had no trees raping girls or blood oozing from the taps - it was different!!

Very briefly, Devil enters Emilys soul and troubles her no end. The priest performs exorcism on Emily and fails. Emily ends up dead after some days. Is the priest guilty or not??

Some scenes were powerful, when God tells emily that demons wouldnt leave her and give emily a choice to come with god or suffer with the demons! emily says i will suffer with the demons, as I want to show the world that demons exist!! Well how many of us are like Emily, who are ready to punish ourself so that we make others feel the light during their life time?? Emily is similar to many of our freedom fighters, who have got them self killed/ tortured by the extreme means so that we can others can feel freedom in their life time!

Another scene is the climax were the verdict is given by the judge on fathers deed!! Guys go ahead & watch this movie. it may trouble your psych soul. at the end what i infered is here i am unable to organize myself, do what i want in life, leading a life where life takes me, and yes there are people who sacrifice themself so that they can show others the light!!

Plan

2006-08-10T18:23:00.000-07:00

How many times we have planned something to only end up replanning, rething of the plan & once again palnning. Why cant we god-damn implement the simple-simple things we plan!!! I planned to have hair cut 3 weeks back, I planned to get up at 6 and walk, then i planned to get up at 6, now my plan is simply to atleast wake up for a second at 6 and then sleep! Well sometimes it looks like dont do any planning let life takes u where ever it wants, after u do this u find urself in a no mans land, then u consiously shout order ur own self to obey. But nothing goes into this mind. The toughest thing to control in life is your own mind!! Now some thing else lets end this crap cheerfully - yesterday i discovered that my blog - psychospelling doesnt open in my company, all other blogs opens! loooks like no one likes a psycho!!

Psych work

2006-08-08T10:27:00.000-07:00

All weeks are terrible but this week is the ultimate. On monday and tuesday the only job i did is, copy the fields from the screen to the EXCEL. I kept doing this & doing this. Some times i wonder why companies keep an aptitiuda test, technical round, HR round for these kinds of jobs, why cant they just employ good typist atleast the work will be done fast and that guy will be happy!!! Yaar looks like the HRs are all psychs, since they dont hv any work they go to recruitment in colleges and ask students some crap and show off!! This happened in my collegues interview , the interviewer asked my friend what is the pay off of a call option, my friend ( a big pistu in finance) asked that guy whether it is for long or shot, the HR looked here and there and told this is not the answer he expected!! wat a comedy , a bigger comedy followed my friend joined the company now is looking at the wall wondering why the hell did he short his career!!

Coming back to me, i am told this is lean period and the work i will be getting will be more and more mundane!! Man looks like i m going end up to be a psych rest of my life.

psych week

2006-08-04T08:27:00.000-07:00

This week was total psych, i couldnt do what i wanted to do!!! My work life has become too too comfortable, i couldnt hardly believe it!! I was called to a meeting to discuss the plan for me for the week! when i understood the task at hand, I know it could be that day itself!! But I thought to myself this is indeed an aspect for me to improve some of my skills which have taken a severe beating since joing work!! e.g like reading skills ( I read 2 lines and after that mind is simply not there in what I read), play chess ( at home even after 0 work i slept at 8 pm and got up at 7 Am so where was the time for yahoo chess??) , i wanted to think only positive things ( exactly the opposite happened, happened to meet a lot of people who had too much negative thoughts and I just mingled with them), etc & etc.

Look i planned a set of activities to be done from monday afternoon, on friday evening i hvnt even done one thing, why is it my mind is not following the things i want it to follow?? Why cant i do simple activities like getting up at 6 Am and go for a walk?? I have become too much passive, even calling a friend who asked me an information too me a week!!! What has happened where am i going??

Well it has been a really psych week where by my mind & body have totally ditched me!! I hope i turn into a new leaf from saturday atleast ( I atleast hope to try it), hope is the oned thing that keeps me moving but change is one thing i am not able to achieve!!

Psych

2006-08-02T08:47:00.000-07:00

Any body who wants to turn into a full blooded psycho just go out and watch this flick! My friend sara keeps watching this movie again & again and keeps talking abt this movie again & again, god only save him!!! I will rate this movie as a all time psych movie ( which will be best appreciated by people who hate mankind) as it depicts the truth the hard way! At the end of the movie you wonder why I cant be like dhanush and care a shit abt the society! Some of the scenes that made me sit up and open my mouth in the theatre are 1) Scene where Dhanush proceeds to fuck his newly wed wife ( Sonia), even though his brother is murdered the same night (Dhanush says to his wife, u r too beatiful and it would be a sin to not sleep with u now itself) 2) Dhanush bragging abt his first night experience to his schoked friends ( who are still to understand how on earth could Dhanush marry sonia) 3) Dhanush tying the knot to sonia infront of the schoked audience 4) Dhanush giving money to sneha to get rid of her ( all in the theatre where thinking he was loving her - all he wanted was only to sqeeze her) 5) Dhanush killing the husband whom sonia had married ( all in the theatre were expecting he leave her alone as her brother had saved Dhanush's kid) 6) Dhanush getting the head of his mentor for tormenting sneha & many many more.

After the movie, I was wondering all of us have only one life to live ( even if one were to belive in 7 births we are hardly going to remember what we did in the last birth), so why not live the manner you want to live rather than deciding to live the life which society wants you to live. What the shit would have happened if you had danced on the stage before a shocked audience ( when u dont know the spelling of dance), what terrible could have happened had you proposed to all the crushes you had in life??? etc & etc. The answer is if you had all these acts which you belive you could have done, it would all be atleast fond memories! But look at us, every step we take we think what are people going to think if i m going to do this, what are they going abt my family, etc. Well I am not recommending all of you to be like dhanush but atleast giv e your wishes a chance. Well think 2morrow you were to die in a accident, before the death there is no point thinking that it would have been better to have taken a sabatical work & played tennis or it would have better to take a EMI and travelled to Europe, & etc. When you die, give yourself a chance to feel good that you had made the most of this present life! So give your wishes a chance!!!

My way

2006-07-30T07:25:00.000-07:00

My way of writing is write things fast and not editing any thing once i had written something. My way is truth should flow, it only flows only when you do less of back spacing and write what ever you want to write the fast and furious way. So forgive me for my spellings and some other comments of mine which I am sure will make lots of people furious with me (in my coming postings)

Wonder

2006-07-30T07:12:00.000-07:00

Have you ever wondered ??? I have about life?? I have thought a lot about it, & I continue to think of it each day and night. But their is nothing conclusive I can draw from my thoughts. I dont know why life can be simple. I wish to be like Mr.X, I dream to be like Mr.X, but I am still this Mr.Y who is the exact opposite of Mr.X. I just dont know why I can lead the life, I want to do. I dont know why I just cant run in the direction I want, after each run the destination further gets farer.
Well you may think I must be disappointed with life, but that is not soo! Well the reason is crazy- I have started to laugh at the moments of frustrations I had. I have stopped timing my life. Now right now I am happy to let life decide whether it is going to make me X, Y, Z or whatever rather then me getting desperate to be like X.
That leaves us with the truth- truth is just like stock market dont time your life, just invest in relationships ( friends) and yourself ( Health) and it will take you to a good point!